The Utube lost video ???

It was so funny, it may have been real! It was a 911 call to the police saying that the mail carrier was on the floor and needed medical help. In the background there is heard a loud thump of a frying pan hitting him on the head. This thumping goes on through the whole call with moaning in the background. She tells the 911 operator that she just gave the mailman a lottery ticket for Christmas and he won $10,000. She is trying to beat him to death so she can keep the ticket. Moral of the story: If someone gives you a lottery ticket for a gift, don't scratch it in front of them.

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This is so funny I had to post it again!!!!!!!!

And so on!!

Neighbors Dog, Pit Bull attacked my grandson and our dog. We shot the dog on our property and he did not have up to date Rabies vaccination. So they had to send the dogs head to Tallahassee to be tested for rabies. Crazy neighbor was pissed off and started throwing empty bottles at our garbage cans. He did not even seem concerned about the child or the injured dog. The dogs are victims of irresponsible owners. We live out in the country on 10 acres of land. We have six small dogs, four cats, ten chickens, and one rooster. I having been attacked by pit bull and it causing PTSD this affects me in many ways. Fear of leaving the house, can't walk out in the dirt road, worried his other pit bull will get ou again and kill my dogs in our yard. Our dogs stay in the fence. The good news!! He has moved !! I still have to watch for packs of wild dogs roaming loose in the area but the jerk left and took his other pit bull. So, this Mailmam is happy about that. Hope nice people move in if anyone does. The Mobile home belonged to his mother and it was brand new when they put it here about 4 years ago. It could burn down or something! Gail

Damn that guy who created that Postal Creed. Rain, snow, sleet, dark of
night, it is fricking cold. I'd like to wring his neck on those cold mornings and rainy days. Nothing stays dry even the rain gear gets so soaked the mail gets wet. The mailbag fills with water when you open and close it and of course the water does not drain because the bag is waterproof. Thus again wet mail. There are capes that keep this from happening but you can't afford to spend your uniform allowance on a cape when the over charge you for the shoes, shirts and pants. Your lucky to afford a $350 rainsuit, a $180 Jacket and gloves. And that's years ago. Don't know what the prices are now days.

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Now this is loyalty, true friends until the END.

Attack Of the Mailmam

The trouble with working at the post office is that they give you impossible orders. One fine day I delivered my route and they wanted me to deliver packages on someone else's route. I had five packages left and I called in and asked if they wanted me to come back on time or deliver the packages and go into overtime. The station manager answered the phone and said she wanted me to deliver the packages and be back on time. This was totally impossible to do as I had explained but they say such idiotic things. So, I stayed out and delivered the packages and was 20 minutes late getting back. She never said anything. What are you supposed to do when people are so ignorant? You can not do two things at once, it's an either or question. I guess she just did not want to make a decision but leave it up to me. Why is she there and why did I waste my time calling her? We weren't supposed to take cell phones but I took mine for emergencies. You can't always find a phone or a bathroom on your route. Especially on a walking route which I had but used a truck a lot of times.

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Resimay

Too hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting....

I think I am good on the phone and I do no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I offen get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat jou want to pay me and what you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
BRYAN nickname Beefy

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is pickture of me

Employer's response:....

Dear Beefy - I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we got

SPELL CHECK!!!

See you Monday.

Special Note

Happy 38th Birthday To my son Gabriel

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Dogs will be dogs, mine eats everything from the couch to some 10 pound boots when he weighed 5 pounds. Refrigerator magnets no sweat.